Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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