wakey wakey hands off snakey
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
