it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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