Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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