He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The air taste purple.
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