I wanna bring you to show and tell
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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