Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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