you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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