We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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