would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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