Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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