Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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