ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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