ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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