we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I have post one night stand depression
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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