I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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