If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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