i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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