if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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