I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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