i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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