I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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