I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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