if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
