If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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