shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
