is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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