Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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