All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I am morally bankrupt
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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