Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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