I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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