all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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