don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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