You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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