Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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