Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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