some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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