yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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