YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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