They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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