I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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