Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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