You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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