Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I fill condoms, not promises.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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