U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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