Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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