she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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