Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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