so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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