Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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