shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
